“Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.”

– Mitch Hedberg

Pasta is simple. Pasta is beautiful. Pasta is easy to make, hard to mess up, and is universally considered to be food (which is essential for life and by the transitive property of bullshit, makes pasta essential for life).

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“Saturday night is perfect for writers because other people have ‘plans.’”

– Mike Birbiglia



(Not sure what my thing is with comedians lately but writing this made me think of Mike Birbiglia‘s sleepwalk stand-up. Go watch Sleep Walk With Me, its wonderful.)

Basically, I started getting sick a week after I got here (around the time of the last blog post, actually.) It’s been a hella sad life to live; being in a strange place, observing the local culture from the shadows, and trying to pick up what little info I can to survive like some kind of James Bond/Bear Grylls hybrid but with a shittier accent–*pause for coughing fit*

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